What would Raph NEVER say?

**Livi** · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:10 pm

DON: Leo, I get the impression that Raph has lost his mind, and has become obsessed with Klunk.

LEO: I know. It's not like he really paid Klunk any attention before...

RAPH: Hey you two! Want to play tea parties with me and Klunk?

LEO: Are you serious?

RAPH: I know! It's so fun! And I'm not kidding, you can come play with me.

CASEY: We arranged to go ride up to Vegas on our motorbikes, yo.

RAPH: Motorbikes are icky.

CASEY: No!

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BowStaff001 · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:58 am

ROFL WAFFLES XD! Lol, great job Livi X3 Thumb up

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Klunk: *Makes the loudest meow he can muster*

Don, Leo, Mikey, and Casey: O.o....

Mikey: Don't worry buddy! I'll save you! *At a run toward the tea party table*

Raph: *.*! Oh no ya Don't! *kicks Mikey in the chest and Mikey goes flying into a brick wall*

Don, Leo, and Casey: Eek!

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Mikey: So......much......PAIN!

Raph: *Walks over to the tea party table* Now, where were we Klunky Wunky?

Klunk: O-o ! MEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! :translation: HEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!

**Livi** · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:24 am

Lol pancakes, Bowstaff. xD

LEO: Geez Raph, why don't you just marry Klunk?

RAPH: Klunk said no.

DON: But... What... Klunk... (confused)

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BowStaff001 · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:21 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Donny... ROFL's Livi X3!

Klunk: *^*! *cuts himself loose, stands on his hind legs, and goes all ninja kitty* Meooowrrrw! :translation: BRING IT!

Raph: D'awww! Klunk wants to play ninja! Love

Klunk: *o*! *Karate kicks Raph in the chest and Raph goes flying into several layers of brick walls* MEEEEOOOOWWW!!! :traslation: HIYA!

Raph: *Weakly gets up after being kicked through several brick walls* Aw....c-cute..... *faints*

Klunk: :3! *raises tiny paw in the air* XD Meow! :translation: Victory!

Leo and Don: O.o!

Klunk: *sees Mikey in pain on the couch, and walks over and jumps into his lap madly purring* X3!

Mikey: Goooood kitty. Who's a ninja kitty? Who's the best ninja kitty? *he cooes*

Klunk: X3 Mew! :Translation: ME!

**Livi** · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:41 am

xD Klunk: 1, Raph: 0

KLUNK: *walking along* Meow...

RAPH: *drops net on Klunk* Ha ha! Gotcha now! You WILL marry me.

LEO: Raph spends all day with Klunk now.

ANGEL: We were meant to go bash some Purple Dragons, but he never came.

MIKEY: He missed his birthday party.

SPLINTER: He threw away all our food and replaced it with cat food.

MONA: He sent me a text saying he dumped me for the love of his life.

SHREDDER: He gave up trying to stop me from robbing a jewellery store because it 'clashed with his date'.

OLD LADY: He beat up my cat Tiddles because Tiddles was apparently flirting with his cat.

RAPH: I saw the way ya cat looked at Klunk.

OLD LADY: Tiddles is a girl.

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Xile · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:53 pm

Raph: *singing* I'M A LITTLE TEA CUP SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOT!!

Leo: *trying to recover from watching Alice in Wonderland fifteen times in a row* Raph it's spout and SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Raph: *is really acting strange now, is wearing an old beat up top hat* And a VERY UNHAPPY-B-DAY TO YOU!! Duh-huh...I'm so funny %D

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**Livi** · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:01 pm

I never watched the film. I was cool and READ THE BOOKS. So, so much better. x) x'D x3

RAPH: ♪I'm a Barbie Boy, playing with this plastic toy. *holds up a barbie doll* Being plastic, makes me estatic. You can make me pretty, or step on me 'til I'm bitty. ♪♪

LEO: The words... he got them wrong.

MIKEY: He's changed the lyrics.

DON: He's disgraced a good song.

LEO: Agreed.

MIKEY: Yeah... wait, what?

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Katniss · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:33 am

LMAO there are so many good one's on here! XD

Raph: *stops in middle of fight against the Foot*
Leo: Raph what are you doing?!
Raph: Dude, you dropped something... *holds up Karai's bra*
Karai and Leo: O.o

SameAsItNeverWas · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:51 am

Raph:*goes over to the TV where Splinter is watching Gossip Girl, and looks at the screen*: Oh my god! Serena's going out with Dan even after he slept with Georgina and that she found out her brother was gay? I can't believe it, what have I missed? *goes to Mikey* MIKEY! SERENA'SDATINGDANAGAINEVENAFTER HESLEPTWITHGEORGINAANDGOSSIPGIRLFORCEDHERBROTHEROUTOFTHECLOSETCANYOUBELIEVEIT???

Mikey: uh...no?

Raph: Me niether! Cm'on! *grabs Mikey and makes him put on the outfits they had on in "Fallen Angel"*

Mikey*being dragged along by Raphael* Where are we going?

Raph: We're gonna find Gossip Girl and then make her stop ruining people's lives and everything!

Mikey: :shock:

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mikey38924turtles · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:01 pm

hey everyone, let's go meditate with Master Splinter!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!

mcazevedo · Subject: Re: What would Raph NEVER say? Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:36 pm

Raph: Mikey you´re better than me!
Mikey:Well, of course I am. Wait! What did you say? # Looks at Raph with a strange face#