april:åooo i have a wierd dream 4 turtles faith whit mauses? what what vi havens her i never se.

maiky:hay

april: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaææææææææ

maiky: ææææææææææææææææææææææ,åo plizz dont du dath åo i hav jump from may cell. :affraid:

From 2007 movie:
M: Anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? Ugh, my head...
D: Yer, first the foot, then the hideous monster...
M: Yer! It looked like your mum dude! Hahahaha
D: Uh, that would make her your mum too, doofus...
M: Yer, whatever...

M: Ooo Kay... Just a little bit creepy... AACHOO! Aww, gross! I think he's in my na... my na... AACHOO! Aww gross... Aww, now he's in my mouth, aww tastes awful!

(Got To Go 4 Now, more soon! Cowabunga dudes!)

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2003 Series Quotes

Space Invaders 3:
M: I just had to settle for bringing back THE BATTLE NEXUS TROPHY!
R: Urgh...
M: Who bad? Mikey's Bad!

Garbage Man:
M: T.M.N.T Wat cha get is wat cha see!
R: Ya know, seriously, your only embarrasing yourself...

Nobody's Fool:
L: Mikey, lose the costume already!
M: But he gets to wear his costume!
L: Michelangelo!
M: Aww.... Party pooper...

Time Travalis:
M: Welcome to the TMNT hotel where giant killer roaches check in...
R: But they don't check out!

Space Invaders 1:
R: Guess that leaves Mikey out...
M: Ya know, if all those people were set free at once, there'd be alot of confusion...
R: Mikey had a good idea?
L: Mikey had a good idea...

Notes From The Underground 3:
M: Ya know what I hate more than monsters? It's a city of the dead...

Reflections:
L: ...Is that we're all together as a family...
M: *chuckles* OK Leo, you've been watching WAY to many after school specials bro
R: Just eat ya smores and shut up, Leo's got a point
M: *bulseye! hits Raph on the nose with marshmellow* *Laughs like mad*
R: WHY YOU!
L: Watch the gram crackers!

M: Game-dude? Are you OK? owowowowowowowow!

(First Time Meet Triple Threat, I 4Got Ep Name):
Cody: Hey Mikey, check this out! It's Helix, the hottest game on the market!
M: Play the awesome game or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers.... PLAY THE AWESOME GAME or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers... I'm goin' with the game, hehe.

Wat ya think?

(From the TV 4Kids cartoon)
(Time Travails Seaons 3. Its when there on the roof goofing around)

Leo: Hey its time for your bath Mikey *Squarting him with a hoes*
Mikey: Hey I took a bath last week"

Some quote i have think off when april meet the turtles

Mikey: I know its hard to see us walking like idiots right here...
Raph: Get a grip of mikey!
Mikey: *shows raph a glass filled with bugs* *Speaks nicely* Oh look, What is this glass filled with?
Raph: Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs like a girl*
April: Lookie, That humanoid turtle hates bugs, Im gonna insert this with the world records
Don: Woah, I didnt know Raph is afraid of bugs...
Mikey: Well atleast you know now
Leo: By the way, Where's Raph?
Mikey: He runned away
Leo: from who?
Mikey: From the glass filled with bugs
Leo: From who?
Mike: From the glass filled with bugs
Leo: From who?
Mike: Your now annoying Leo, Im adding you to my annoying list...

¥warbandit¥

Uhm... War Bandit, this doesn't really belong here, since this thread is about quotes you SAW on any of the four movies, the 80's cartoons or the '00 cartoons, etc.

M: i don't want TV in a minute, i want it now!!

"Do you guys come with a subtitles?"

when Donnie and April were talking about some technical things about other dimensions and moving between worlds (episode from season two)

at the moment i can only think of these:

the shredder strikes part 2
i can't take you anywhere mikey
hey, i was trying to move, but the building just jumped out and attacked me!

the first movie:
mikey watching Tortoise and the Hare: he's going right past you! Come on... Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

pizza guy: hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13.
you're two minutes late dude.
pizza guy: aw come on, i couldn't find the place!
wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
pizza guy: i gotta get a new route. and i thought i delivered everywhere.

the big brawl part 1:
this is not earth, but if i had to guess i'd say this is a world between worlds, a nexus
mikey: yeah, you mean like some part of overlapping subspace commonality
*gets odd stares from his brothers*
whhhaaattt? hey, donny isn't the only turtle that watches star trek you know

mikey: *crackles* um not reading you *crackles* need repairs *crackles* must return to home world

triceraton: what kinda repairs?

mikey: theres a big hole in the... in the... space engin thingy... but we're okay. its um not that bad

Raph: "Mikey, you can lose the dress now."
Mikey: "Why? Do I look fat in this? Tell the truth now, I can take it."
Donny: "I'm just glad Mikey stopped referring to me as his husband."

~

Mikey: *grabs bazooka thingy from goon* "Hey pal, didn't your mom ever tell you about these things? You'll put your eye out kid!"

~

Leo: "Things look pretty ugly..."
Raph: "That's just Mikey."
Mikey: "I'm afraid you must be mistaken bro, because I was voted most likely to brighten any room with my smile." *smiles showing his teeth & his tooth twinkles*

~

Mikey: "I have seen the promiseland, and it is good!" *gestures toward Helix-2 video game line*
Raph: "Look at that line! Are you sure you wanna-"
Mikey: *Jumps in at the end of the video game line laughing stupidly while jumping around in one place*
Leo: "Ask a stupid question..."

The Search for Splinter

(Donni has a pidgin puppet in front of camera.)

D- Hurry up with that picture.

(Leo takes a picture of blank roof then puts it in front of camera.)

L- Got it.

M- I don't know what bothers me more, that this thing actually works, or that Don carries around a pidgin puppet.

TMNT What you get is what you see !

Awww ! I don't want to knew in what I just steped in.

Garbageman: Garbage is Power !
Mikey: If that is true, this guy is Superman.

~ S01 E09 Garbageman

: Something stinks on that island, and it ain't the garbage!

: *Laughs* Yeah keep tryin Mikey, some day you'll get a winner...

TMNT Movie- 1990

Master Splinter: You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of invisibility.

Mikey: Oh, but no anchovies and I mean no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and your in big trouble, okay?

Master Splinter: *throws book at Mikey.* Michelangelo!

Mikey: Uh, uh that'll do, and the clocks tickin' dude!



Mikey: Yes, freinds, the new turbo Ginsu. It dices, it slices, and it makes french fries in three different... *pizza slice falls on Master Splinter* Whoops!



*Donni and Mikey watching TV*

Mikey: *to TV* Go! Move it, will ya? Oh, ya let him blow right by ya! *to Donni* Can you believe this guy? *to TV* Come on. Don't just... Ninja kick the d*** rabit! Do somethin!



TMNT 2- Secret of the Ooze

Mikey: Wax on... wax off... wax on... wax off... Wax on...

Raph: Mouth off!

Mikey: *fighting with linked meat* Combat Could Cuts!!! *throws them* And next time I'll use mustard! *brushes off hands*